Run #520 : The Umbrella Run (Neral)

Run # 520

Wackopedias Hideout

Hares : Wackopedia, Cradle Snatcher, Fag End.

The Umbrella run... for obvious reasons... with all the dorks who come for a run in the outdoors, and carry an umbrella! Wonder if they use the umbrella in the shower too! What would have happened in the rains? their privates would have melted??? 

But having said that, seeing so many umbrellas, also was a good sign, as it meant it rained (thank God, Wailing Wacko was proved wrong for a change..that bastard has a black lund...err...tongue!)

To start with everyone was terribly late, including Bonzai the GM. Some bloody excuse of biryani hadnt come blah blah. But Shinings back of the Tshirt, and the smile on his face, gave it away! They had been making most of the lovely weather, and using the fields enroute to Neral. 

Nice trail, through fields, forests, streams, waterfalls. And how a little rain makes the run so exciting, and the land so green! Everyone was on a 'weather high'. Some selfie obsessed just couldnt get their hands off each other.

Back to Wackos hideout, and just before the circle, we had to help damsel in distress who was with Gatochguch. Their car was stuck, and it took 12 laborers, 4 engineers, 2 managers, and 2 operators to get them out of trouble.

The circle was usual bunch of ass holes being iced for not wearing a hash Tshirt, or not volunteering to hare. Only differance, this time,,,it was ice water..and that freeeeezes the balls! he ha ha ha ha! 

Ok a request to all, 100 for 3 beers isnt much, so pleaaase dont try to save money! Kindly buy your tokens upfront! 

All in all...awesome run!  

Till the next one in Karjat... ON On!

Run # 518 Piroza Mansion

The walk through the Red Light Area!

-FUBAR

The Gang who checked out Kamathipura

It has been a while that I hared a run or wrote about it. So, when I logged into the blog, I already started hating Horny Yeti for the lousy job he has done with the blog. Mr. Frogman, the order of the runs is completely 'FUBAR' if I may say so. :D

Anyway, coming back to Piroza Mansion. A good turnout for this run. And I am not surprised at all. The ideal terrace with shade and plants and a parrot and a turtle and 2 fans would definitely attract a lot of crowd. 

Hares Fartashaty and FUBAR met in the wee hours of Sunday to hare a run. Farty, well versed with the route, took care of navigation while I tapped the place up. The intentions were clear, 'You run in Grant Road, you run through Kamatipura." And thus, the trail was set. Let me also mention that the initial intention was to have 3 hares, including Cumagain. However, Cumagain had a wild night with Lipsmacking; cause apparently, he couldn't find his shorts and his shoe. Just the one shoe. Ummm!!!! Kinky!!! And that was his excuse to not be able to come to hare. Or so he says.

All that perfect marking called for some good food so we wrote down another pair of instructions, "When in this part of town, never miss breakfast at Kyani's." And then that was that. 

Hashers started walking in in due time and we flagged off spot on. Sole Seeker was the FRB of the day and was closely followed by Break a Leg while others took their time in Kamatipura.

Post run, the terrace at Piroza Mansion was the most blessed place we could have asked for. Chilled beers, the shade of the roof and the green plantation made for a pleasant afternoon in the city.

Circle:

Hares: Farty and FUBAR got mixed reviews for the run. Basically, all those who got laid at the 'pura' were happy and all the girls were cribbing. :P. All in all, a solid 8/10 for the run, cause I hared it. :)

Cumagain and LipSmacking: For having weird sex with shorts and shoes and making an excuse to not hare, and maybe not swallow, Cumagain and Lipsmacking got on the ice. Cumagain got to drink his free beer, not from a pisspot, but his shoe, that, *sarcasm* apparently, was missing in the morning.

Neha: She found all the sexy men in shorts a real turn on. And she also thought she could learn about fashion from us. With that intention, Neha, Uniball's sister, decided that she'd like to stick with us for longer and became a two timer. She got her much deserved spot on the ice. Mostly ogles, no questions for her.

And with that, we sang the anthem, got to drinking more beer and ate our biryani; post which a lot of us went to other places and had even more beer!

ON ON!