So, the 20-odd hashers from Bombay and Poona turned up at this lovely bungalow in Khandala for Run # 585. Hared by Clit-oh-patra, Dr. Porn, and Cunt Ankita, the run was a 5+ click affair which involved, walking for 60% of the time, waiting outside a gate for 30% of the run duration, and pretending to enjoy a fruit beer for 10% of the time. Yes yes, where would the fun be if it were just a simple run.
Anyway, here are a few more things to be excited about. Pune Hash is closing in on its 150th run and is planning something fun. Watch out for more details. They are super quick to reach this benchmark. A lot of questions were raised on how they reached this number. It seems they go grocery shopping at D-Mart and anything over 15 mins of walking is considered a run. We're trolling them as always.
So back at Sukoon, conversation flew around the up-and-coming big hashing events across the globe.
Circle:
- Hares on the ice were applauded for their superb coordination skills. Yes, BH3 are a bunch of lazy ass runners. But making us wait outside a gate was new... Hats off! Overall, a fun day on the streets of Khandala.
- Rear Entry was iced for getting hitched. Seriously, some guys have solid guts... Risk-takers I tell you. Our deepest condolences to Mr. Rear Entry
- We asked Don't Ask to sit on the ice and thanked her for providing us her crib for yet another beautiful Sunday morning.
- Cunt Ankita has paid her dues from the time she's been dating Clit-oh-patra... Even gals have some superb daring. We acknowledged her courage and her professionalism. Cunt Ankita is now
CUM-SULK-CUNT.
(She said she's a cumsulkcunt consultant. That's all we know)
Clit-oh-patra was so happy with the possibility of celebratory sex, he bought a round of beer for everyone. We'll find out if he got lucky or shagged his way to sleep.
With that yummy biryani was had by all and we wobbled back to our nests.
On On to the December run!
