02 April 2019

Run # 560 Piroza Mansion



'Teja Main Hoon, Mark Kidhar Hai?'

On the Loop tried really hard to blow like Baby Dick does. Fubar gave it a go too. Eventually, we realised that no one can blow like Baby Dick does.


We're talking about the Hash bugle, pervs.

In her loudest voice ever, Bonsai, GM, announced, "Welcome to run # Five Hundred and Sixtyyyyyyyy." Hares Anand, Gaurav Saha and Half a Peacock took to the center of the busy street and explained the details of the run. Very proudly the hares announced how the run had been marked with red tape at HAP's height... not true and how the run would pass through the infamous Chor Bazaar... not true again as we would come to know eventually

Horny Yeti, On a Loop, Meghan and Fubar decided to walk this one off to get photo opportunities along the way. So, we decided to join HAP as she swept the hashers. And we realised the mistake within 20 minutes when we hit the first junction. While we looked for the marking at an intersection, Half a Peacock looked visibly confused. HaP, senior hare, had no clue where the next turn was and us hashers couldn't control our laughter. :P

Can you see the marking? She couldn't... Bwahahahaha




So, after getting lost, thanks to the hare, and entering the venue from Grant Road (West), which was not supposed to be... the 5 of us reached after everybody else had finished a round of beer... NOT!

Piroza terrace is a getaway in itself. Located in one of the most busiest areas of Bombay, it disconnects you from the crowd and the noise. The shed keeps you protected from the heat and the lovely plantations to keeps you entertained.

Circle:

Hares were put in the bucket and boo'ed upon mixed reviews for the run. 6/10 for this one.
  

Up next were charges and FUBAR, once again realised not to put his big foot in his even bigger mouth. While he charged Bela for shortcutting, she wouldn't sit on the ice and nominated him in her stead. :( ... Hashers laughed and shared plenty a stories while Fub and Mr. Haresh Gidwani (for resurfacing) froze their butts off on the ice.



Gaurav was called on the ice again and would sit in the bucket as Gaurav for the last time. His christening was long overdue. After a successful vote, he was named 'Clit - Ohhh - Patra'... don't forget the pleasure in OH. Why that name? Well, he earned it for his interest in pussies and history... once again, we were talking of cats... STOP IT already... :P

Here is something to be excited about...
How many of you attended the Maha Hash at Mahabaleshwar? OR the Nash Hash in Nashik? You know the one thing common in both?

Both were hosted by Bombay Hash House Harriers

Some still claim that they were one of the best Nash Hash's in India and Bombay Hash did a wonderful job hosting it.
Ab apne muh miya mithoo kya bane hum...

BH3 is hosting 2020 again and all support is welcome and appreciated. We will need helping hands so if you think you can contribute to the work, kindly get in touch with the mismanagement.

NOW, everyone got so orgasmic hearing this that we completely forgot to put Farty in the bucket for getting us this venue to run. "bach gaya saala"

Down went the beer cans, up went the volume as we sang the Hash Anthem!

Beer, Biryani and Bak-bak continued till we felt we'd had enough of each other and thinned out.

Some more memories from the run:
So lost we had to have chai!
Teen Mundi wali Chudail!
r u relaxing? 
The hare who didn't mark aka Teja for the day!

































Run 602 | Arundhati Bungalow

  Some hashers are true to their name. We were graced by one true blue hasher from Nigeria for this one. He takes his hash name very serious...