12 September 2019

Run # 565 Huseni Farm

The run was the year was amazing as always. Wackopedia's jinx is finally broken. Inspite of his absence for this one, the rain didn't show us it's lovely face. Also, this has to be the first time in the past many years that it did not rain on a Huseni run.

But the scenic beauty of that place kept us occupied. Hares Shivaji and Fadia spared us the long and treacherous climbs this time and kept the run pretty much on the road. However, Shivaji needs a Haring 101, as his markings were questionable. Well, we'll note it to Fadia's company and whatever happened between them the night before that made them both so lazy. 

The 30+ hashers did finish the run with high spirits, 3 of them took a shortcut; 2 of those were part of the mismanagement. Lazy buggers.
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Back at the farm, we indulge in some baby monkey pleasure. Yes, while Huseni farm is always a dog friendly place, this time, we also had a baby monkey to give us company. The baby fell from a tree and the mom ran away out of fear. The baby monkey took shelter with the dogs at Huseni farm. True story. 
                                   

Ok, enough Monkey Business. While the rain still eluded us, we made the most of the cool climate under the shed and cold beer always helps. 

Circle:

Shivaji and Fadia for a wonderful, unmarked run!


Shining on the ice
Shining is responsible for acquiring things we need during the run i.e. ice tubs, plates, spoons, barmen uniforms etc. Now, if you notice, he's not sitting in he ice tub, rather he's sitting in the ice box which has all our beers. Not only that, he forgot the slutty nurse uniform which pissed the fuck out of hashers. While the clan kept screaming "Burn the witch", we iced him.

Some hashers in our family are true runners. Take for instance, Assman. This burger, to be dad soon, ran some city marathon (10k) in the morning before him and the Mrs. came to Karjat and even did a walk here. Arey waah! While we couldn't put the mom and the to be born on the ice, Assman had no problem whatsoever.  Unfortunately we don't have a picture of that moment. It's on video I guess... :)

Clit-oh-patra and Ninja was next for shortcutting. For someone who was lagging way behind, they came back to the venue pretty fast. Again, no pic but on video. :)

Shivaji Returns
Shivaji was iced again. Well, Huseni farms is our most awaited run of the year. Shivaji is the reason we get this venue for our spoils. We spoiled him with free beer in an unwashed piss pot and also sang him a brand new song, never sung on the hash before... "Padosan apni murgi ko rakhna sambhal, mera murga hua hai deewana." He couldn't be happier.

After the circle and the anthem, we lined up for the biryani and gave side glances to Shining. He had forgotten the plates and spoons too.  

With a belly full of beer and biryani, everyone apart from drivers slept in the car while 2 hashers walked to the station for a long, tired, dreadful train ride. 

On On! till the next run. 

Venue hint: MonkeyLand


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  Some hashers are true to their name. We were graced by one true blue hasher from Nigeria for this one. He takes his hash name very serious...