Total Bollywood run!
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Not because we had celebrities running. Not because we played Bollywood songs. But because, after a while, we got a full desi run, NO FIRANGS for this one!
Wackopedia not coming did not ensure rain, it did however ensure an almost 'going to rain' climate. Thanks Wackopedia.
The run:
Break a Leg, with the help of Santoshji laid a lovely 8 click trail. Being the environment friendly people that we are, we also carried scissors (Break a leg and Farty did) and religiously removed all the tape from the trail. If they were reusable, we'd be sorted.
Coming back to the run; the trail took us off track a couple of times. Not cos of bad marking, but the scenic location just made us keep walking. Also, the variety of things we picked up from trees kept us really occupied. We picked Jamuns and Mango's and that's it. Also, Half a Peacock mislead a bunch of hashers off the trail with the markings she had on her head. Colouring your hair bright red, a day before the hash, not a good idea.
The trail had a lot to offer. A lovely walk along the lake, followed by a steep incline and a slippery descent onto the road. Offroad again, crawling under a barbed wire fence, walking alongside the lake, cooling off around a broken water pipe were some of the highlights of the run. All in all, 2 hours well spent.
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THE CIRCLE:
1. Hares: Break a Leg & Fartashaty
While both struggled to sit in the ice tub, the superb run was cheered with praises from one and all. While a lot of it was repeat from last years run, there is only so much we can do from a country side venue and the effort was applauded. A solid 9/10 run. Rain would have just made it better.
2. Long Cutters: Just Ria, Doctor Porn & Dickless Harold
All 3 front runners, all 3 were doing great time and then, someone shouted "On Up" and we found them climbing up a dry waterfall, no where a trail and no marking in sight. I think they were upto no good. Now, legend will say that they had a threesome but eyewitnesses claim that Ria recorded while Harold and Rohan went for it.
They were iced for misleading.
3. Charges: Dickless Amol & Singing Vangina
Mr. Kalyanpur decided to resurface after a hiatus of 13 years. His ass had to be iced. Singing Vangina on the other hand thought she was gonna walk a fashion ramp and changed into fancy outfit. Her ass was iced too.
Four. Host and the Red Tape: On a Loop & Half a Peacock
While Horny Yeti was absent, we got On a Loop to grace the ice and thank her for the venue. Half a Peacock was "Peacock on Period" OR "Menstruating Peacock" for the run. She caused a lot of distractions with her short hair coloured redder than the fucking red tape.
5. Bonsai & Fubar
Wreckless charged the mismanagement with a date gone wrong. Miss. M accepted the charge and the circle was adjourned.
6. Cunt Sarang
Visiting hasher from Pune could barely contain his laughter with all the nonsense that ensued throughout the circle. He was iced and welcome to the BH3 clan. He promised he'll come for all future runs. Welcome!
First timers could not contain their excitement over the Hash Anthem. Biryani was yum and spicy.
BUT IT DIDN'T RAIN... so we headed back, high and dry!
On On!
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