Run # 468 The Bombay Presidency Radio Club

Hashers! Wadddup? Its the 8th today and if I know hashers correctly, you would have gotten off the new year hangover; just about now. Right?

The first Sunday of twenty14 ended in the best way it could have for a hasher. It ended with the first run of 2014. Yes, run # 468 was successful thanks to the presence of all those who came for it. It was not the run but the excitement of meeting up with fellow hashers and drinking beer that got us there. 

The run, a 7.5 km of SoBo tour was a pleasure; thanks to the efforts of Cumagain and Patricia. I shall not talk a lot about the run cos everyone worth their beer in the hash knows how our runs are. :D

Radio Club and its sea side seating was the best arrangement for a nice windy Bombay winter. I like this about my city's winter; unlike the nations capital, we can have fun and drink chilled beer by the sea on a  windy winter evening. 

2014 will bring a lot of beer and fun and drunken memories, GUARANTEEd. 

Look out for...

==)> Of course there is the Nash Hash hosted by (Mad)ras H3. 

==)> Following that closely is the Standard Chartered Mumbai Marathon and Bh3 is proud, yet again, to provide for all the half and full marathon runners. We have been growing in popularity and number. SCMM management trying to disrupt our stalls last year speaks of our popularity and adding one more stall at Ambassador speaks of us growing in number. (SCMM is scared we might single handledly take over thier operations. 

==)> You definitely do not want to miss this one--> BH3 weekends are famous throughout for the huge success we have on every event that we organise. April would see our

Weekend, an experience you DO NOT want to miss.

==)> Apart from the regular hash events, we are also bringing new things to the club this year. Get ready for a lot of merchandise to be bought as BH3 is incorporating . 

==)> We will also be organising a lot of parties, more like 'Care to get drunk?' events on a regular basis. The idea will be to have more hashers come together more often. 

Ofcourse, any suggestions and ideas by our hashers is appreciated. We may not apply it but we will definitely appreciate it... 

Until The Next Time...

We drank 2013!

2013 got over as quick as beer from a bottle in the hands of a serious hasher. It came, we held it with our strong hand, we corked it open and, before we knew it, it was over. BURP!

Now, I am not gonna waste my time talking about all the runs that we ran and all the beers that we drank blah blah blah... you all were there and you all witnessed it. For those who weren't there... your bad luck; SCREW YOU!

Actually, I have no clue what I am going to write about over here. I don't wanna get formal by thanking everyone for participating in the runs and the events hosted by Appu. (Shame on you if you don't know who Appu is). You have not done us a fucking favor by joining us for me to thank you. You come cos you like it. Well, we'd not mind losing some of you'll sons (and daughters) of bitches; so, you gotta be thanking us for putting up with you.

Pardon my use of regional language beech beech main but even that is helpful to all the goras. They are living here so they might learn a bit of our language. See how well we learned English. Well, almost. Heard our various accents after we gulp down our KingFishers? Sahi naa? Since you are also drinking the same daru with us, it should not take long for you catch up with our language.

Toh main kahan tha? Yes, 2013. Was fun nai?

Coming to numbers; we ran twice a month plus 3 days of Easter and 3 days of Goa by HHHH. That comes to nearly 30 runs OR more than 7000 cans of beer... which is 2450000 ml of KingFisher... which is nearly 2450 litres of beer in a year. You may ask why I am sharing this info here? Well, aisaich!

How many of you have even made an attempt to figure out who Appu is? Any guesses? Mismanagement, keep your mouth shut on this one. :P

Oh ya, lets not forget the effing Biryani. Now, who is the McFucker who finishes all the good Raita so quickly? I never get to eat that thing. It is a side dish you hungry pigs. Leave some for everyone.

We are also bored of the same old biting of peanuts and khakaras  and gathiyas vagaira vagaira. Someone please get some Candies or something soon. Uh uh uh, Merwan puffs and Butterscotch cake... Yummy.

Bus abhi, I am bored and I need to sleep. It was a happy happy 2013 and 2014 is going to be even better, Like it or not. If you do your are in (unless we don't want you in) and if you don't....

Happy New Year...

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F#%K OFF!

and as for the others... keep your beer glasses ready for refills.

ON! ON!