BREAKING NEWS!!!
BOMBAY HASH GOES HI-TECH,
MARKS TRAIL ON GOOGLE MAPS!
Bombay: In what stands to be a milestone achievement in the history of The Bombay Hash House Harriers, lazy hares, Bela aka Double Crosser and Vinod aka Just Vinod, mapped the entire trail in a car and sent Google Map co-ordinates to the runners who came to Run # 5690 or, in reality, Run # 561.
A mad man who claimed he had a Baby Dick, created commotion outside Bandra station by playing a bugle in a very annoying tune. Later it was discovered that Baby Dick was not a reference, it was his name. The bawa community is known to be very disappointed in their very own, Porus.
15 odd runners / walkers / crawlers, accompanied by a cute canine started their protest march from the railway station, through the streets of Bandra. The first stop was Yatch followed by sponsored coconut water at Carter Road Joggers Park. The morcha, in instalments crossed the Carter Road and reached Doolally, Khar in their own version of the trail. It'd be fair to conclude that, perhaps, hi-tech runs were no fun. No screams of 'On On!' were heard today.
A quiet Doolally started listening to some noise as hashers slowly and gradually crawled in and acquired a designated area for the brunch. Hand made craft beers only helped the gang to get louder as the morning turned into afternoon.
Loud conversations ranging from Mr. PM to Cumagain's favorite, RaGa, from the most awaited upcoming Nash Hash 2020, to who get's the Maharaj and the Honda Civic were all discussed. Beers kept pouring in and hashers were hammered in no time.
While this was a brunch event, they could not conduct the circle. They did, however, turn eyeballs as 30+ hashers got up to sign the Hash Anthem as they made masturbating gestures and acted to spit on our hands for lubrication.
They also got a couple, a dermatologist and his patient (on a date), interested enough to join them for the next run. While some hashers thinned out after not being able to control their drinks, those who stayed back continued to party till way after brunch hours and entertained themselves to a game of Jenga followed by 21, a drinking game.
Honorary mentions:
A big shout out to team Doolally and especially Clit-ohhhh-Patra for the lovely arrangement for the group.
On On!
On On!
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