Resolution Run! (#540 at Madh Island)

This year I will start exercising.
This year I will met new people.
This year I will get out of my comfort zone!
This year I will stop being lazy!
This year I shall grow a beard.
This year I shall develop a beer belly!
This year I shall go for the Hash Runs once a month!
This year I shall mark a run, that'might' entitle me to earn my Hash Name!

Phew! Thats a lot of strong willed asses having some bull shit resolutions! How else do you explain an army of 60 people, of all ages and size, on a Sunday Morning, running, walking, crawling...all to earn their Beer! And yes, quiet a few of them were sporting first timers, who didnt know what to expect, but at the end of the day, vowed to make it more often!

BH3 Run #540 was pulled forward by a couple of Sundays, considering the Mumbai Marathon on the 3rd Sunday, and the Nash hash in Coorg over the long Republic Day weekend .

Rao Bungalow, is always a welcome site for the BH3 runs, for not only its close proximity, but also the fresh Sea air. Not much alterations can the Hares do with marking the run, but the Hares this year, Just Kavita, Just Tushar and Fubar, managed a great run, keeping the Hounds as much as they could off the tar roads. (Though they did claim to mark the run the day before, not sure why Kavita and Dr Porn had to remark the run on Sunday morning) The trail went through the quaint fishing village, up and along the cliff, giving an awesome view of the Arabian Sea and also the Bombay coastline, and also the Madh Fort.

Back at the Rao bungalow, at the Down Down, the Hares were the first to be iced, for the smelly usless run! Next were the 'Two timers' and those who came back to the run, still hoping to get free beer! There are no free meals! Next ofcourse were those sweet souls with new soles! Drink it down down down down! Thereafter, to be 'honored' were those who were to run the Mumbai Marathon the Sunday after that. BH3 had quiet a few runners running the full and the half marathons. Dr Porn, Bonsai, Shivaji, Kavita ,Phiwokuhle were some of them who finished their respective runs within cut off time! (and yes, BH3 also had set up three aid stations to assist all the runners, and help them with bananas, salt, water, face sprays to cool them off, medicated sprays and ice for cramps, pains etc...and ofcourse Horny Yeti and his band of Angels, Vidhi,Sanaya, fartysharty and Ninja...distributing Free Hugs!)

Time for the Anthem, and biryani, and take the ferry back to main land, and end of yet another great run and wonderful Sunday.

On On to the Next Run #541... till then Cheers!

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BH3 Run #539 : KARJAT : Last Run of 2017

As the usual ritual goes, December run is usually mid month, taking into consideration the Festive season at the end of the month.

This was in Karjat, the Thakur farms. Everyone was hoping the weather Gods would be favorable, coz for some reason, everytime we had a run from this location it was always HOT! But the weather seemed good when we reached. A decent number of Hashers, considering that two Hashers Wandering Nuts & Runaway Pussy were letting the shit hit the fan, by getting married that day! Congratulations, and Good luck to their neighbors!

The run was marked by Hare Raiser Shivaji and our visiting Hasher Peeping Porn. Lazy asses, decide to mark the run on that same morning. For the fact that when the others reached there, and Shivaji's face was grim and his chin was touching the floor...everyone was happy that it was going to be a short run!!!

Well as expected, the run was around the dam and lake, but ofcourse with a little twist, but the Hares managed to keep it off the road for most distance. The confetti used to mark the trail was a pleasant welcome sight on the already drying grass and terrain. And then,, the unexpected on the usual trail. Out of no where, come a herd of charging bulls. Who were probably as confused as the running helter skelter Hashers, who didnt know what to do, where to go, whom to push forward to save themselves, or whether to strip their red Tshirts off! It was a hilarious, as well as a scary moment! Buts all well, that runs well! back to the trail, and eating water melons , while watching a local village cricket match, was a good break.

As expected, a super short run of approximate 5 kms, and pleasant weather, had everyone in good spirits. And ofcourse the goodies of sandwiches and puffs got by Osama , who always loves to play Santa Claus, were quickly devoured up by the bhukkad Hashers!

On the ice, at the circle, were the usual short cutters, second timers (oh yes, BH3 has stopped wasting ice on Virgin Hashers), but the height of the run was a threesome on the trail! and we thought, only the bulls were excited!

The next run, also would be a mid month run, considering the Mumbai Marathon on the 21st of January, and the  Nash Hash on the long weekend of 26th January.

On On till Run #540 at Madh Island!

Hash Flash!

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Red House Run (#538)

Run#538, at Red House, Karjat on Sunday 26th November

Dont know how our Hashers manage to con new 'bakras' to offer their properties for the runs, month after months. Wackopedia conned Kartik to offer his place , The Red House, in Karjat for the run #538.

Great location, right at the foot hills of Bhivgadh, one of Shivajis many view point forts in the Sahyadris. The red of the house, wasnt the only thing warm about the place. The welcome by Kartik, his mother, Kevin  and ofcourse Gopi, their four legged family member was as warm. The Hares, Fag End & Break A Leg (who somehow, lives upto his Hash name) went into the outdoors and mountains to mark the run for the next day. Lazy Horny Yeti, decided to 'pass' the Haring, citing fatigue! 

Morning saw the Hashers tickling in. Some by car, others by train, and one Horny Yeti by cycle!. The hares gave the general directions for the run,  and what the confetti marking looked like, where the short runners would turn back from, and what is the best way for the others to get LOST and not come back! Was a pretty steep upward climb to the top, but the view from up was breathtaking. Traces of the old fort, water cisterns, added a little character to the hill. Was a little warm, but fortunately a gentle breeze kept the spirits alive. Back down at The Red House, and a lot of Golden Nectar being devoured, was time for the customary circle!

After the hares, Fag End and Break A Leg were iced for the shitty trail they laid, Clari Fucker , Smelly Armpit and Chut-eney Chediecho were taken to task for the SCBs they were, pretending to go up the full run, but turned back half way, coz of one them had a torn ass,and the other two simply sissies! Next on the ice was Horny Gorilla, for his long absence and the sudden guest appearance. We had Boxing Whore from H4 as the visiting hashers causing global warming on the slab!  Last but not the least were the hosts, Kartik. and KF representative 'look alike' Fubar being thanked for their contribution o a great run and weekend.

Ended with the customary *Hash Anthem and the biryani to wash down the beer..or wait..was it the other way around!

On On..till the next run on the 17th of December, in Karjat!

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The 'Wheel Barrow' Run! ( Karjat )

 Sunday 28, August'16


Hares: Porcupine in petticoat, Horny Yeti,

Now this is one of the most awaitied runs, coz its the midst of the monsoons, and also the lush green surroundings of Karjat.  But also, since our host has been spoiling us since last year with some awesome barbeque with our beer!

As usual, a huge crowd was expected for this run, and guess there were close to around 40 people. The run started with a nice walk through the fields, and then some quaint village by lanes, that were quiet yet green. Yes, the Hares had warned us about this being a runners trail, and seems the runners had quiet a lot of road to cover! And then off the road, up the hills, into fields, through some forests, over some streams ( and the bloody Hares said they did promise 'River crossing'...ass..is this what they call a river...seems some people had pissed to make this stream!) 

But yes... why was this a 'Wheel Barrow' run.... Not sure wtf were the hares doing on the train, or how they marked it... most marking were at 1 feet height...yup close to Bonzais waist! It didnt rain, but the weather was simply awesome. Cool, over cast...All in all a pleasant run..even though there was quiet a bit on the road!

Back at the hideout, the usual beer, and the Hashers stuffing their faces with chicken, potatoes and corn barbeque. 

We also had a huge bunch of hashers from Pune who joined the Bombay hashers, and they agreed that we have more fun !  Infact the Karjat run is so popular, and just so that things do not get out of hand, we have to sometimes call in the bouncers! :-p

But we made sure the Pune hashers were comfortable...

Well, the scummiest of the lot gets to cool their assses off on the ice. Some decided to get 'new souls', so it was obvious that they had to be blessed!

Some ca=me around, bravely a second time... so we showed them that the Bombay Hashers were 'warm, hospitable and accomodating'

Lip Smacking had a cake smacked in her face, as she turned a sweet 18 the next day!

All in all , a Sunday well spent... till the next run on the 25th Of September, in Matheran...

ON ON

Run #520 : The Umbrella Run (Neral)

Run # 520

Wackopedias Hideout

Hares : Wackopedia, Cradle Snatcher, Fag End.

The Umbrella run... for obvious reasons... with all the dorks who come for a run in the outdoors, and carry an umbrella! Wonder if they use the umbrella in the shower too! What would have happened in the rains? their privates would have melted??? 

But having said that, seeing so many umbrellas, also was a good sign, as it meant it rained (thank God, Wailing Wacko was proved wrong for a change..that bastard has a black lund...err...tongue!)

To start with everyone was terribly late, including Bonzai the GM. Some bloody excuse of biryani hadnt come blah blah. But Shinings back of the Tshirt, and the smile on his face, gave it away! They had been making most of the lovely weather, and using the fields enroute to Neral. 

Nice trail, through fields, forests, streams, waterfalls. And how a little rain makes the run so exciting, and the land so green! Everyone was on a 'weather high'. Some selfie obsessed just couldnt get their hands off each other.

Back to Wackos hideout, and just before the circle, we had to help damsel in distress who was with Gatochguch. Their car was stuck, and it took 12 laborers, 4 engineers, 2 managers, and 2 operators to get them out of trouble.

The circle was usual bunch of ass holes being iced for not wearing a hash Tshirt, or not volunteering to hare. Only differance, this time,,,it was ice water..and that freeeeezes the balls! he ha ha ha ha! 

Ok a request to all, 100 for 3 beers isnt much, so pleaaase dont try to save money! Kindly buy your tokens upfront! 

All in all...awesome run!  

Till the next one in Karjat... ON On!

Run # 518 Piroza Mansion

The walk through the Red Light Area!

-FUBAR

The Gang who checked out Kamathipura

It has been a while that I hared a run or wrote about it. So, when I logged into the blog, I already started hating Horny Yeti for the lousy job he has done with the blog. Mr. Frogman, the order of the runs is completely 'FUBAR' if I may say so. :D

Anyway, coming back to Piroza Mansion. A good turnout for this run. And I am not surprised at all. The ideal terrace with shade and plants and a parrot and a turtle and 2 fans would definitely attract a lot of crowd. 

Hares Fartashaty and FUBAR met in the wee hours of Sunday to hare a run. Farty, well versed with the route, took care of navigation while I tapped the place up. The intentions were clear, 'You run in Grant Road, you run through Kamatipura." And thus, the trail was set. Let me also mention that the initial intention was to have 3 hares, including Cumagain. However, Cumagain had a wild night with Lipsmacking; cause apparently, he couldn't find his shorts and his shoe. Just the one shoe. Ummm!!!! Kinky!!! And that was his excuse to not be able to come to hare. Or so he says.

All that perfect marking called for some good food so we wrote down another pair of instructions, "When in this part of town, never miss breakfast at Kyani's." And then that was that. 

Hashers started walking in in due time and we flagged off spot on. Sole Seeker was the FRB of the day and was closely followed by Break a Leg while others took their time in Kamatipura.

Post run, the terrace at Piroza Mansion was the most blessed place we could have asked for. Chilled beers, the shade of the roof and the green plantation made for a pleasant afternoon in the city.

Circle:

Hares: Farty and FUBAR got mixed reviews for the run. Basically, all those who got laid at the 'pura' were happy and all the girls were cribbing. :P. All in all, a solid 8/10 for the run, cause I hared it. :)

Cumagain and LipSmacking: For having weird sex with shorts and shoes and making an excuse to not hare, and maybe not swallow, Cumagain and Lipsmacking got on the ice. Cumagain got to drink his free beer, not from a pisspot, but his shoe, that, *sarcasm* apparently, was missing in the morning.

Neha: She found all the sexy men in shorts a real turn on. And she also thought she could learn about fashion from us. With that intention, Neha, Uniball's sister, decided that she'd like to stick with us for longer and became a two timer. She got her much deserved spot on the ice. Mostly ogles, no questions for her.

And with that, we sang the anthem, got to drinking more beer and ate our biryani; post which a lot of us went to other places and had even more beer!

ON ON!

Run # 512 - The 'Oasis' Run

Where: Piroza Mansion

Hares: Fartasharty, Wreckless, Baby Dick

Yet, another city run!  No not another one!  But... once we reached the venue, it was a surprise awaiting us! No one could have imagined that right next to Grant road station, on the top of a building, would be such an awesome terrace garden, Definitely an oasis in middle of the concrete desert  Suddenly, no one seemed to be missing the outdoors.

Yet another run marked by lazy Hashers on scooters! They took us through Skywalks,  the always wonderful Gamdevi, up to Walkeshwar with a view of the sea, all around Napean Sea road, and back to Grant Road! Quiet a long run, and hot too, so was a welcome to come back to the comfort of the terrace with fans! 

For a change, we had some sexy brew masters wearing bikinis serving us Beer . A bit hairy, but sexy!

Quiet a whole lot of hashers, and everyone on their best behavior so as not to damage the lovely antique furniture! Our gracious hosts were super sporty, and did some side line participation, and also posed for pictures holding the 'Hares' :-p

We had couple of international visitors., or lets say Hashers, who missed us so much, that they made sure they made it to the run!

Presume, some people just are wierd and love drinking beer, if not a glass, anything would do!

All in all, a lovely Sunday, in the city, yet it transported us to tranquility!

Enjoy the visuals...

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ON ON...