I still can’t pronounce it properly but
that was the place where we were supposed to be chilling our butts after the
run. I would have been definitely lost if I had to come on my own. As me and my
driver… oops… sorry not driver… again… As me and Sagar reached the venue, I
looked at my watch and cursed myself cos we had reached well before time. Now I
will have to do the run. (Btw… I refers to me… Chewing Bum… Butki
knows I won’t run so shes given me charge to write…) It would not have been
tough albeit Shivaji was one of the hares and he makes sure everyone
does it… I have developed a formula for him…
SHIVAJI + OUTSTATION VENUE + HILLY AREA
= 1 TOUGH ASS RUN.
I
did hear Fart-a-shat-y telling everyone that he reached some place other
than the venue. He spotted a guy wearing a marathon tee and asked him if he was
a Hasher. He was not BUT he did tell him the exact location where our run was
happening (MAN WE ARE GETTING FAMOUS)… In a welcome change, this
hash saw the comeback of Horny Gorilla who
was hibernating and had caved in for quite a while. This time he was
accompanied by Niko and UH LA
LA
The chief hares for the run were Butki,
Shining and Shivaji…
The run started after a lot of breakfast
and tea/coffee and smokes and cleaning up of cow dung around the ice by Fartashaty…
it led us to a steep climb up the hill into a further steep climb into the hill
to a further steeper climb up the hill… then a steep climb down which just kept
getting steeper… we had to pass through trees filled with thorns and slipping
stones and empty bottles of water… (yes… we were not the first ones
surprisingly)… there were places where the branches of the trees were so low
that we had to actually sit down and pass through to avoid the thorns… I am
sure those passages must be suggested by Butki… she must have thought,
“Uh… this branch is so high… I don’t even have to bend to get thru it… the
hashers wont get hurt passing through here…” all in all this run did make us
feel that we were professional rock climbers at few stages… it was a long @$$
run(at least for drinkers with a running problem… but then again… everything is
tough for them)… took us nearly 90 minutes to do the whole thing…
Throughout the run I was wondering when
it would come to an end… but then I saw something… Sagar, I saw, was running in
the opposite direction with such concerned look on his face. “What happened
Sagar?” I asked. “Nothing, I am just going back to see where I went wrong on
the run…” he replied. I mean to say, for the love of beer, who does such stupid things… I guess he
should be named ‘THE WANNABE RACING SNAKE’ or something even worse… best part
is… he does not even drink beer…
Anyway… so the run got over and the
thirsty hashers were picking bottles of beer from the tub and doing the best
thing on the run… drinking beer… Bela was kind enuf to get watermelons for us…
it really helped in the heat… after sometime, Lenny and Farty (short for Fartashaty)
realized that they had bought nuts for the hashers and we got some additional
biting… oh btw… you just gotta give it to our our Sponsors… we had tees,
waist pouches and caps for sale… these were enough to spark a riot that day.
Fortunately, we hashers are a bunch of docile peace loving cannibals so the
situation was much under control. and don’t forget to tune into FTV’s latest
bikini collection… this time we have a
‘Hash Show’ taking center stage at Milan
This was followed by the circle &
icing of the following:
- Hares: Butki, Shining and Shivaji
- First timers: Niko, UH
- Newly weds: Niko, Kamaal and Horny Gorilla (pa-in-law)
- Charges: Vivek for distributing sweets on the run… Vin and
Cuntologist and Bela for smoking on the run…
- Chewing Bum for new shoes (which, by the way, are not new)
By now every one of us were mighty
hungry and the spread was, well, satisfying… least to say… So we ate our grub
and slowly and gradually thinned away…
ON! ON!
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