Run # 434 Huseni Farm

Everything was silent and serene in Karjat and then...

A bus filled with 36 crazy hashers and a driver pulled up the road that leads to Huseni's farm and the scene changed. The scene was scenic but the sounds changed. 

"It is the gate to the right."

"Hashers come on we are getting late."

"Its okay we will cover up with our flash speed running."

"Hahaha, What a joke."

"Where is my beer."

"Let the run get over asshole."

"Who just farted."

(Everyone in sync) "Farty Farty Farty Farty."

"Oops, I just stumbled over something I couldnt see."

Bonsai, "Idiots, its me."

Mr. Huseni, the star of the day, was also present at the venue for a little while. A real superstar cheer is what he got from the hashers. 

The run was hared by Mr. Fadia, Shivaji and 'U No C Me' Bonsai. It was almost same as the last run... only thing... it was the other way around... :P

And accidents were galore. Ramnik had a nasty fall and his knee would just not stop bleeding. Aryaman fell once and so did Sanghamitra and a few others. The run, as any Huseni run, was a superb blend of moss covered, super slippery stones, weird climbs through narrow pathways, streams and the amazing view. 

The 8 odd km run took around 2 hours for everyone to come back to their beers. Slight drizzles kept the mood high and the beers flowing. 

The circle welcomed a huge number of virgins who etched their bum prints on the ice. 

The hares were applauded for the brilliant run through the widerness.

Frisbee games were going on on the side and kept a lot of hashers active.

Fubar gave Rambo No. 5 company by joining the sarong gang. Its amazing how hashers, who attended the Interhash, have these beautiful sarongs but dont use them. 

Hash Fash sold a few t-shirts to the ones who didnt have it or lost it on a clothesline. 

The Biryani Incident: As always, the biryani for the hashers was ordered on Friday and was due delivery on Sunday morning. When Shining leaves on Sunday morning with hopes of smelling fresh biryani in the car; he reaches there only to find that the shutters of the biryani joint are down and the owner is nicely sleeping. The owner actually forgot about the order and realised it on Sunday morning when Shining went to pick delivery. Then what? He pulled up his socks and got at it right away. As a result, Shining had to wait there while the biryani was being made and ferry it to Karjat once ready. This caused a slight delay in the arrival of the Biryani BUT it also meant more beers for the hashers before they could binge on the yummylicious food.

With biryani floating inside beer bellys, hashers realised they had too much to digest and called it a day.

NOTE: This is a very serious announcement for the hashers who take the bus service to come for the runs. We would like to remind you that Cumagain and Fartashaty slog their asses out to make sure that you conveniently reach the run venue and dont have to worry about drinking and driving OR not drinking cos you have to drive. They do this out of pure love and dedication for the hash and the hashers. It was noticed in the last run that their dedication and hard work was taken for granted by a few hashers. 

When we plan a bus for the hashers, we have to consider every minute detail. We have to consider picking hashers from various locations and keep in mind the time it would take to cover a long distance. This is why the pick up points and the halts enroute are fixed and timed. It was noticed that in this run, the bus halted at Mac Donalds so that ladies can use clean washroom services. However, it was clearly announced that no one should sit and have breakfast at Mac D as a vada pav stop was arranged so that everyone in the bus gets to have breakfast. However, a few hashers wasted everybody elses time by nicely enjoying meals and beverages at Mac Donalds  while others waited for them at the bus.

It is not fair on the hashers who patiently waited there inspite of being hungry. 

As mentioned, we are doing this for your convenience BUT if you have to take misadvantage of the service, we will be forced to deny you this service in the future. Please do not give us oppurtunity to be harsh and rude. We love your company at the events but not at the cost of many other hashers. 

A big thank you to Cumagain and Fartashaty for organising and executing this wonderful service without any personal profits or interests.