The chameleon run
Fubar has his own way of getting into
trouble. This time his way was… do nothing. His name is justified for he gets
fucked up all the time. Having decided NOT to run due to a leg injury, Fubar
decided to help the hares as they were only 2. Who knew that a good deed would
end us up doing a trail in a restricted area and eventually, Fubar, getting
molested (not literally) by the cops… no no no… FOREST RANGERS.
We
did a run from Arundhati Bungalow for the second time. I guess that the owners
are now immune to Bombay Hash.
Hoping that it would rain, which it
didn’t, we had our run starting from the Bungalow and taking the 40 hasher group
straight to the entrance of SANJAY GANDHI NATIONAL PARK. Fubar waited at the
entrance to welcome them and pay for their entry. Fartashaty, like always, had
insects up his crotch as he suggested that everybody should hug Fubar and pinch
his butt as they enter. A red bum at the end of it.
As our hares, Fubar, Bang-cock, Deep
Throat and Shivaji couldn’t put up any ribbons or chalk marks; it was a simple
hare to hare walk on the road surrounded by trees. Hardcore runners ran all the
way to Kanheri Caves to sweat it up.
This was a run of lizards… We saw 4 during the
morning… A couple which was mating on the bungalow wall and was royally
disturbed by us hashers
It did rain for a while when everyone
was back to the bungalow. Peanuts and starters started doing rounds amongst the
group as hashers formed small groups forming conversations varying from Toyota
car keys, smoking and Kingfisher blue to Wreckless’
crotch, Man vs. Wild, monsoon weekend in August etc. Anil and Ketan brought
back memories when they first came to this bungalow for their first ever Bombay
Hash run.
Hares Deep throat, Bang cock, Shivaji and
Fubar inaugurated the circle as the previous day’s events (Fubar and
the Forest dept) were narrated to the circle. Experienced that they are, they
emptied the piss pot quickly.
Virgins Jayesh (works with Accenture and
has sex on his first run), Sheetal (from Cognisant and has sex with Jayesh on
her first run), Rajendra Deshpande, Nikhil (little runner from Dubai and/or
Yemen), Dimple (works with Jaslok hospital and is the prospect sponsor for piss
pots, Prerna (through her introduction she said 34B), Vijay (something to do
with pumping I guess) and Abbas Merchant (who’s now retired from the
manufacturing business), Veena and Kiran Bhogle were iced.
Ketan and Anil were iced for not wearing
Hash T-shirts while Pubic Hare substituted in place of Jayesh and Sheetal
because they were having sex. Frederick reluctantly made it to the ice for
smoking in the circle.
Finally, Vilas and Rajni were honored
for letting the place to us again. This was followed by the Hash Anthem which
was sung as if done in a hurry. Biryani, as usual, was the closing chapter of
the hash episode.
IMPORTANT:
It has been implemented that all hashers
require ‘Liquor Permit/ License’ to be eligible to drink beer on the run. The
rule has been implemented keeping in mind the reputation that the hash has been
carrying. We are giving a levy only till the next run i.e. July 2009. It has
been implied that people who do not carry the permit/ license will not be
allowed into the hash. Sources say that the permit costs Rs. 100 a year, small
amount for your enjoyment eh?
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