Run# 378
Cockney Wankers Residence, Bandra (West)
The rain Gods need to show us some mercy and pour while we are running.
Even on this run, we were geared for a wet run which did not happen. Classic
haring by Cockney, Butt-ler and Sexy Bombil made sure that we had a good 1.5
hrs walk around Bandra, covering some excellent places and getting to explore
Bandra's diverse population.
The run started later than expected (at around 10.15) but the climate
was favorable. It took us from the lavish Cockney residence towards the
station. We walked the whole length of the skywalk right from Bandra Station
and got down at Reclamation masjid. It then took us onto the highway, almost
touching the Bandra-Worli Sea Link, behind Lilavati, onto Mount Mary Church,
down to Bandstand and then winding through the streets back to Cockney’s
terrace on the heaventh floor. The
hashers made themselves comfortable over conversations and beer and snacks and
pranks. Osama, it seems, had sex the night before (thank god for inventing Viagra)
and was still hard and pumped up and happy in the morning. Zafar was angry on
the fact that we called him a budha(an old man). As usual, we could hear a
female shout on top of her voice but could not see her. Osama spoiled us with
the breakfast he got from Candies while he snoozed on the chair. It’s amazing
how things get lost in his beard. Medha chucked a peanut on his face to wake
him up and it got lost in the mangroves of his beard.
The circle:
Hares: Cockney, Butt-ler and Sexy Bombil graced the ice and drank from
the pisspots to a countdown of 5.
Virgins: Christine (Mrs. Paris Plaster), Bernie and Loui felt the
warmth of the ice.
SCB: Wreckless (claiming it was a false allegation) was iced for
short-cutting on the run, alongside Elizabeth and Christine.
Hash shit: Fubar was iced with the hash shit. Hash shit is a concept
where a hasher is made to wear a toilet seat around his/her neck and do an
entire run or multiple runs till a certain number of runs. The reason for
making a hasher do so could be anything from haring a bad run to short-cutting
to anything which the group deems a punishable offence. Fubar got it for
calling up before every run and making excuses to not do the run.
Host: Cockney Wanker posted his butt on the ice and was generously applauded
and thanked for opening his door for our pleasure. He looked glad that he
hosted the run. We were glad we gave him a chance… :-P
As usual it was followed by biryani and exit. On! On!
Next Run : 8th August, 2010
Soul Fry,
Bandra (West)
Exercise your vocal chords and bring out the singer in you this Sunday
at 4.30 pm. Soul fry is kind enough to open its door for us to quench our
thirst for beer and our enthusiasm towards singing. This Sunday, post run
activities include beer at discounted rates and… AND… Karaoke for all you
lovely singers. Hash discounts till 8.30 pm followed by the normal club rates
for those who wish to spend some more time in the hole. Lalalalala lalal
lalalalala…. On! On!
Rules of the run:
Registration charges 50 bucks only (does not include beer and/or food)…
Consumption charges to be borne by the hasher… don’t worry… Bombay Hash has
arranged for discounted prices for the group. Enjoy!
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